Hey, Kris here (Who else is going to be posting something on a website named Kris Adams TV, right?) I have a quick question for you. It literally won’t take more than a minute, providing you are a speed reader.
Would you read if I wrote (this is for SEO, more on that later)
So we all know that I post videos practically three times a week. Okay, this is an over exaggeration, I haven’t posted a video in a million years. There is a very good reason for this though. One that I am not going to get into, as it is not what this particular post is about.
My question is thusly: Would you actually read Blog Posts by me? I am surely going to get back into making videos as soon as I can come up with a decent idea. My brand new expensive camera ensures this (that’s three video cameras I own now, in case you are counting). If I were a betting man, I would bet on me doing a video in the very near future. In fact, I am a betting man, but do not seem to find any decent odds on Ladbrokes or Betfair or whatever other betting website I need to mention to increase my SEO for this post. Bet365.
Now, when I talk about Blog Posts, I mean ones that are not relating to a video I have made. So they would just be text. Good old fashioned reading. We don’t do it enough nowadays. I was listening to a podcast on the subject the other day (Should I come up with a system to identify when I tell a joke? Perhaps I will highlight it in blue. This is necessary because laughter is hardly ever a byproduct of my jokes, and therefore is not an accurate indicator).
I forgot to put headings in
Luckily, I have remembered.
If you liked this blog post, tell someone
Don’t tell anyone using a social media monster like MySpace (it’s gonna make a comeback), this will just let everyone know that you are a nerd and know how to use a computer in an efficient way. Instead, I encourage you to post a letter to someone, simply with a message telling them about this post. Also write the URL in this letter. However, just like the early iPhones’ iOS, letters have not yet matured as an operating system that contains COPY & PASTE. So, in your letter, you may want to explain how to get the URL you have provided into their web-enabled device, such as a PDA (look it up, kids).
As a bonus tip, another good form of communication that has been lost over time (besides using your voice) is Pigeon Carriers. I often wonder how these well-trained pigeons make a living nowadays. So if you do not trust the Post Office to deliver your message (rightly so, how could it possibly get from that red box on my street to anywhere in the world for less than a Pound?), you may consider getting hold of a trained Pigeon and attaching your message to it’s leg. If you cannot find a formally trained pigeon (Cambridge University no longer offers this course), just tie your letter onto any bird you can catch. Fat birds are especially easy to catch.