Navigation Menu

We all need humour in our lives, even the French. Whenever you see this category, you can be 100% sure the content is going to be funny. Well, to me at least.

A [real] World (01)

11-Oct-2016

Posted by in Skinny Cardio (Lighthearted)

Does the fact that I am writing this break a rule I was told never to break? Once you finish reading this, you will see something out of place. And you won’t be able to unsee it once you see it. Or perhaps everything is as it appears. Perhaps there is no outside. That intangible feeling you have, the one you are sure isn’t made up, perhaps it’s made up.

We need to talk about The Walking Dead

10-Oct-2016

Posted by in Skinny Cardio (Lighthearted)

You watch The Walking Dead right? I would presume so, else why are you here. Anyway, we need to talk about it before the next season starts. And talk about why you shouldn’t watch it.

The Definitive Guide To Brexit And The EU Referendum

28-Jun-2016

Posted by in Skinny Cardio (Lighthearted), writing

Are you confused about Brexit? Does the very thought about The Referendum make your brain go into a tizzy? Well you’ve come to the wrong place. I recently have gotten into riddles, in a big way. Because riddles are a lost art, and I am on a one man mission to bring them back again. Let’s get at it.

The Tale Of The Safari Guide

29-May-2016

Posted by in Skinny Cardio (Lighthearted), videos

0

Hidden Lion King Songs Disney Don’t Want You To Hear | the lion king

12-Apr-2016

Posted by in Skinny Cardio (Lighthearted), videos

0

Hey Liam Hemsworth, here’s how to fix the problem

03-Apr-2016

Posted by in Skinny Cardio (Lighthearted), writing

You know Thor right? God of thunder. Golden locks of glory. Perpetually looking for a nail? Yea, well he’s the problem with Liam Hemsworth. Chris Hemsworth, you may have an awesome first name, but you’re screwing your poor baby brother royally. You dick.

25 Reasons Cats Are Better Than Dogs

20-Feb-2016

Posted by in Skinny Cardio (Lighthearted), writing

As the villainous type, you could say I am biased towards cats, which is fine. And considering you’re on my site, you were bound to get some of my opinions. However, this list actually doesn’t contain any bias. These facts can all be scientifically proven, just ask Schrödinger.

Is Hillary Clinton A Conspiracy In Progress?

04-Feb-2016

Posted by in But Seriously Though, Skinny Cardio (Lighthearted), writing

As you might know, Hillary Clinton just won the Iowa caucus. I don’t really follow American politics that closely, so I don’t actually know what a “caucus” is, and I totally snigger every time I hear the word. What I do know is that this is part of an unfolding conspiracy. Read past the break to hear how Hillary Clinton is involved.

How Australia is doing cricket wrong

03-Feb-2016

Posted by in Skinny Cardio (Lighthearted), writing

You may be wondering how the best team in the world can be “doing” cricket wrong. Well, that’s handy. This post is written with the exact purpose of telling you how Australia is doing cricket wrong. That’s some coincidence. Read on past the break for the answers.

The Negatives Of Business Class – Part 2

02-Feb-2016

Posted by in Skinny Cardio (Lighthearted), writing

So you’re up in the air. Kicked back, legs fully extended, your toes hardly touching the seat in front of you. You have a glass of the best champagne in your hand, you’re perusing the lunch menu, a hot towel, balancing agreeably on your forehead (that’s what you do with them, right?). What could possibly go wrong? You had to ask.